{"id":122542,"date":"2012-11-16T11:01:07","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T09:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/?p=122542"},"modified":"2012-11-16T11:01:07","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T09:01:07","slug":"kankalarin-kankilerin-ulkesi-kankistan-122542","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/kankalarin-kankilerin-ulkesi-kankistan-122542\/","title":{"rendered":"Kanka’lar\u0131n kanki’lerin \u00fclkesi KANK\u0130’stan!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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H\u00fcrriyet gazetesi yazar\u0131 Bilgin G\u00f6kberk, T\u00fcrkiye Futbol Federasyonu’nun T\u00fcrkiye’de yap\u0131lacak FIFA U-20 D\u00fcnya Kupas\u0131 i\u00e7in belirledi\u011fi maskot Kanki’yi yazd\u0131:<\/h1>\n

Kanki’stan<\/p>\n

KANK\u0130\u2019stan…<\/p>\n

Kanka\u2019lar\u0131n kanki\u2019lerin \u00fclkesi…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Siyasi ba\u015fkenti…
\nKanka\u2019nkara.
\nTicari ba\u015fkenti …
\nKanki\u2019stanbul.<\/p>\n

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Kanki\u2019stanbul belediyesinin 1 futbol tak\u0131m\u0131 var…
\nKanki\u2019stanbul BB.
\nK\u0131saca..
\nKBB…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Sponsorlar\u0131…
\nKanki\u2019spark…
\nKanki\u2019sfalt…
\nKanki\u2019sta\u00e7…
\nKanki\u2019gda\u015f…
\nVesaire…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

KBB onursal ba\u015fkan\u0131…
\nKanki..
\nKBB Ba\u015fkan\u0131…
\nKanki…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Kanki\u2019stan\u2019\u0131n hocas\u0131, Kanki\u2019stanbul BB\u2019nin eski hocas\u0131…
\nKanki.
\nKanki\u2019stan\u2019\u0131n yard\u0131mc\u0131 hocalar\u0131, Kanki\u2019stanbul BB\u2019nin eski yard\u0131mc\u0131 hocalar\u0131.
\nKankiler.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Kanki\u2019stan\u2019\u0131n kaptan\u0131 …
\nKanki…<\/p>\n

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Kanki\u2019stan hoca\u2019s\u0131n\u0131n Kanki\u2019stan tak\u0131m\u0131nda oynatt\u0131klar\u0131…
\nKankiler.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Kanki\u2019stan\u2019\u0131n Futbol Federasyonu da var.
\nGerek yok da…
\nVar.
\nKFF…
\nKanki\u2019stan futbol federasyonu…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

KFF Ba\u015fkan\u0131…
\nKanki…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

KFF y\u00f6netim kurulu \u00fcyeleri…
\nKankiler…
\nKanki\u2019nin kankileri.<\/p>\n

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KFF personeli…
\nKankiler..
\nKankiler\u2019in kankileri.<\/p>\n

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Ve maskot\u2019la bitirelim.
\nKanki\u2019stan\u2019da yap\u0131lacak U-20 D\u00fcnya \u015eampiyonas\u0131\u2019n\u0131n maskotu\u2019yla…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Kanki\u2019stanbul\u2019da o g\u00fcn maskot d\u00fcnyaya tan\u0131t\u0131l\u0131yor..
\nB\u00fct\u00fcn kankiler sahnede.
\nYanlar\u0131nda da o.
\nMaskot.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ve ilk kez tan\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz onla…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ad\u0131 neymi\u015f?
\nKanki.
\nNerden geliyormu\u015f?
\nKanka\u2019dan.
\nNe demekmi\u015f?
\nCan dost.
\nKim koymu\u015f?
\nKankiler.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fka sorum yok.<\/p>\n

\u00c7iN \u00c7ON PTTT GENEL M\u00dcD\u00dcR\u00dc \u00c7ON \u00c7iN<\/p>\n

TEMEL USA\u2019ye gidecek.
\nDursun\u2019a sormu\u015f;
\n-Lisan filan yok, nap\u0131caz orda?
\n-\u0130ngilizce \u00e7ok kolaym\u0131\u015f, her kelimenin sonuna \u2018ing\u2019 eklemen laz\u0131mm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ve Temel gitmi\u015f.
\nNewyork\u2019a inmi\u015f.
\nTaksiye binmi\u015f.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

\u015eof\u00f6re;
\n-Selam\u00fcnaleyk\u00fcming, bening Hiltoning oteling gitmek istiring.
\n-Peking.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ve…
\nGazlam\u0131\u015f \u015fof\u00f6r.
\nG\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f Hilton\u2019a.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Temel zevkten bay\u0131lacak..
\nKendi kendine konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.
\nUlan ne kolaym\u0131\u015f be ingilizce…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

\u015eof\u00f6r aniden sinirlenmi\u015f, Temel\u2019e d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f;
\nBak hem\u015ferim, uzatma, ben laz olmiring, sen Hilton\u2019a nah gidiring.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

PTTT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc, ele\u015ftirilere cevap vermi\u015f.
\nTenisin, federasyon\u2019un i\u00e7indeymi\u015f.
\n12 y\u0131ld\u0131r tenis oynuyormu\u015f.
\nPTT Genel M\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in de\u011fil, tenisin i\u00e7inde oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in se\u00e7ilmi\u015f.
\nBu yorumlar\u0131 yapanlar, kas\u0131tl\u0131 yap\u0131yormu\u015f.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Filan…
\nFalan…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Laf bana da geliyor.
\nBir iki \u015fey daha s\u00f6ylemek farz oldu.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Tenisin i\u00e7inde.
\nOynuyor.
\nCamia da onu seviyor.
\n\u0130stiyor.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Bunlar\u0131 yazd\u0131m ben de.
\nBuraya kadar tamam.
\nNo problem.
\nAma…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Ama\u2019s\u0131 da var.
\nVe…
\nAma\u2019dan sonras\u0131 da…<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

\u015eunlar;
\nS\u00f6ylediklerinin hi\u00e7biri tercih edilmesinin esas sebebi de\u011fil.
\nBu bir.
\nBu \u00fclkede tenis oynayan, seven, i\u00e7inde olan, ba\u015fkan olursa en az onun kadar faydas\u0131 olacak 1 milyon ki\u015fi var.
\nNiye o?
\nBu iki.
\nBa\u015fkan olmas\u0131na yol a\u00e7an sebep Ankara\u2019n\u0131n bir b\u00fcrokrat\u0131 olmas\u0131 ve y\u00f6netimine Ankara\u2019n\u0131n istedi\u011fi ki\u015fileri hay hay diyip alacak olmas\u0131.
\nBu \u00fc\u00e7.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Sevgili-say\u0131n m\u00fcd\u00fcrle ayn\u0131 lisan\u0131-lisanlar\u0131 konu\u015fmuyoruz belli.
\nTam anlatamam\u0131\u015f\u0131m.<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Son kez \u00e7in\u2019ce…
\n1- \u00c7in \u00e7on siz \u00e7on \u00e7in Ankara\u2019n\u0131n \u00e7on \u00e7in bir memuru \u00e7in \u00e7on olmasan\u0131z \u00e7in \u00e7on, tenis sever-oynar Osman \u00e7in Tural de\u011fil Osman \u00e7on Nadal bile olsan\u0131z \u00e7in \u00e7on ba\u015fkan olamazd\u0131n\u0131z \u00e7on.
\n2- Devlet \u00e7on \u00e7in federasyonlar\u0131 memurlar\u0131yla \u00e7in \u00e7on y\u00f6netmek istiyor \u00e7on \u00e7in.
\n3- Bunun i\u00e7in \u00e7in siz \u00e7on ordas\u0131n\u0131z \u00e7on \u00e7in.<\/p>\n

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Bu defa \u00e7in \u00e7on anlatabildim in\u015fallah \u00e7on \u00e7in.<\/p>\n

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\u00c7in nokta \u00e7on.<\/p>\n

Bilgin G\u00f6kberk \/ H\u00fcrriyet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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