{"id":157152,"date":"2014-01-17T14:44:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T12:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/?p=157152"},"modified":"2014-06-11T16:16:04","modified_gmt":"2014-06-11T13:16:04","slug":"yurt-disinda-tek-basina-tuvalete-bile-gidemeyeceksin-ama-cuneyt-cakira-laf-atacaksin-157152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/yurt-disinda-tek-basina-tuvalete-bile-gidemeyeceksin-ama-cuneyt-cakira-laf-atacaksin-157152\/","title":{"rendered":"“Yurt d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda tek ba\u015f\u0131na tuvalete bile gidemeyeceksin ama C\u00fcneyt \u00c7ak\u0131r’a laf atacaks\u0131n!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Bilgin<\/h1>\n

H\u00fcrriyet gazetesinin korkusuz yazar\u0131 Bilgin G\u00f6kberk, D\u00fcnya Kupas\u0131’nda ma\u00e7 y\u00f6netecek C\u00fcneyt \u00c7ak\u0131r’a olan ele\u015ftirileri konu etti\u011fi yaz\u0131s\u0131nda yine spor medyas\u0131n\u0131 yerden yere vurdu.<\/h1>\n

Bilgin G\u00f6kberk’in ‘Kapak’ ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131s\u0131;<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00fcneyt…
\n1-2 \u015fey yazal\u0131m.
\nBulunsun.
\n* * *
\nGugul\u2019a girin
\nC\u00fcneyt yaz\u0131n.
\n\u015eer cephesi kabak gibi \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131za.
\n* * *
\nBi okuyun…
\n* * *
\nHerkes orda…
\n\u00dclke d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda sinek 2\u2019lisi olan ba\u015fkanlar, y\u00f6neticiler, kul\u00fcp amigosundan beter top medyas\u0131, eski futbolcular, domestik hocalar, kompleksli eski hakemler…
\n* * *
\nHepsinin C\u00fcneyt\u2019den bi yaras\u0131 bi kuyruk ac\u0131s\u0131 var.
\nKimi bi penalt\u0131\u2019ya tak\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, kimi bi k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131\u2019ya…
\nKimi k\u0131skan\u00e7l\u0131ktan…
\nKimi kompleksten…
\nFilan…
\nFalan…
\n* * *
\nBu zevat s\u00fcrekli onu koval\u0131yor.
\nBi k\u00f6\u015fede k\u0131st\u0131r\u0131nca da…
\nLin\u00e7 ediyor…
\n* * *
\nE, Allah\u0131n tokad\u0131 yok.
\nO da tokad\u0131 b\u00f6yle at\u0131yor.
\nD\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda sadece 1 t\u00fcrk olacak.
\nO.
\n\u015eer cephesi nerde olacak.
\nEvinde.
\n* * *
\nKapak olsun.
\n* * *
\nVe girdik madem.
\n1-2 \u015fey daha yazal\u0131m.
\nTekrar olacak ama…
\nOlsun.
\n\u015eER CEPHES\u0130
\nO hafta…
\nM.United R.Madrid\u2019le, Barcelona Milan\u2019la oynad\u0131
\nMarka de\u011feri en y\u00fcksek ligin marka de\u011feri en y\u00fcksek ma\u00e7lar\u0131yd\u0131, d\u00fcnyan\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fc bu 2 ma\u00e7\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcndeydi.
\n* * *
\nUefa birine C\u00fcneyt\u2019i verdi.
\n* * *
\nM.United R.Madrid oynad\u0131.
\nC\u00fcneyt y\u00f6netti.
\nD\u00fcnya ma\u00e7\u0131 seyretti
\nBiz hakemi.
\n* * *
\nMa\u00e7 bitti.
\nD\u00fcnya ma\u00e7\u0131 konu\u015ftu.
\nBiz C\u00fcneyt\u2019i.
\n* * *
\nGenelde kuv\u00f6z\u2019den steril yay\u0131nc\u0131l\u0131k yapmaya bay\u0131lan, etliye s\u00fctl\u00fcye hiiii\u00e7 tak\u0131lmayanlar bile ilk defa s\u0131tayl de\u011fi\u015ftirdi.
\nBu ligdeki tek T\u00fcrk\u2019le ilgili \u00f6zel lin\u00e7 programlar\u0131 yap\u0131ld\u0131.
\n* * *
\nSt\u00fcdyoya bi eski hakem \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131ld\u0131.
\nTel\u2019le Manchester\u2019a ba\u011flan\u0131ld\u0131.
\n\u0130\u015flem tamamd\u0131.
\nLin\u00e7 ba\u015flad\u0131.
\n* * *
\nElindeki markalar, sponsorlar, yay\u0131nlar konusunda \u00e7oooook hassas olan, pazarlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 mala laf gelecek diye uykular\u0131 ka\u00e7an bu arkada\u015flar C\u00fcneyt i\u00e7in tarz bile de\u011fi\u015ftirdi, kendi mal\u0131n\u0131n de\u011ferli bi par\u00e7as\u0131n\u0131, yay\u0131nlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ligdeki marka de\u011feri gittik\u00e7e y\u00fckselen tek T\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fc yerin dibine soktu.
\n* * *
\n\u0130ngiltere\u2019de ya\u015fayan T\u00fcrk\u2019lerin C\u00fcneyt y\u00fcz\u00fcnden zor durumda kalmalar\u0131na, rahat dola\u015famamalar\u0131na, rezil olmalar\u0131na kadar geldi konu.
\nOha yani.
\n* * *
\nDuyduk ki…
\nB\u00f6yle bi program planlanmam\u0131\u015f.
\nSon anda konmu\u015f.
\nYorumcular\u0131 olan eski bi futbolcu organize etmi\u015f.
\n* * *
\n\u0130\u015fin i\u00e7inde C\u00fcneyt girdi mi, \u015fer cephesi\u2019nin akl\u0131na da kuyruk ac\u0131lar\u0131 giriyor ve an\u0131nda hesap kesmeler ba\u015fl\u0131yor.
\nDi\u011fer tv\u2019lerde de durum farkl\u0131 de\u011fildi.
\nBi s\u00fcr\u00fc kompleksli eski hakem saatlerce onu konu\u015ftu.
\n* * *
\nC\u00fcneyt\u2019e bu tepkinin sebebi de sade suya tirit.
\nK\u00f6t\u00fc y\u00f6netmi\u015f, ma\u00e7\u0131 katletmi\u015f.
\nSebep de bu.
\nVe..
\n5 ya\u015f\u0131ndaki \u00e7ocuk bile bilir ki;
\nO ma\u00e7\u0131 k\u00f6t\u00fc y\u00f6netmek i\u00e7in bile \u00f6nce o ma\u00e7\u0131 y\u00f6netmek laz\u0131m.
\nO ma\u00e7\u0131 katledebilmek i\u00e7in\u00a0 \u00f6nce o ma\u00e7\u0131n hakemi olmak laz\u0131m.
\n* * *
\n\u00dcstelik..
\nYurt d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda tek ba\u015f\u0131na su bile isteyemeyeceksin…
\nSu isterken bile araya arac\u0131 sokacaks\u0131n.
\nTuvalete bile yaln\u0131z gidemeyeceksin.
\n\u015eeyini bile yaln\u0131z yapamayacaks\u0131n.
\nSonra o seviyede gezen tozan, i\u015f yapan birine laf edeceksin.
\nAllah \u00e7arpar adam\u0131.
\n* * *
\nBu kafa o kafa.
\n\u0130yi tan\u0131yoruz.
\nY\u0131llard\u0131r 1 milim ileri gitmeyen kafa.
\nFutbolu saran ve bu s\u0131\u011f bak\u0131\u015f a\u00e7\u0131s\u0131yla y\u0131llard\u0131r 1 milim ileri g\u00f6t\u00fcrmeyen kafa.
\nSonunda ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za bu federasyonu getirten futbolu dibe vurdurtan kafa.
\nKom\u015fu b\u00f6yle durumlarda diyor ki;
\nNa to mermari na to kefari
\n\u0130\u015fte mermer i\u015fte kafa.
\n3 \u015eEY
\nSon 3 \u015fey…
\nRezil olmaya gelince…
\nBi \u00fclke hakemi y\u00fcz\u00fcnden rezil olmaz.
\nHakemi her ma\u00e7\u0131 k\u00f6t\u00fc y\u00f6netse de\u00a0 rezil olmaz.
\nN\u2019apal\u0131m bizden hakem \u00e7\u0131km\u0131yor dersin, ge\u00e7er gidersin.
\n* * *
\n\u00dclke rezil olmaz m\u0131?
\nOlur…
\n* * *
\nMilli tak\u0131m kaptanlar\u0131 doping\u2019\u00e7i rabia\u2019c\u0131 olursa…
\nParklarda meydanlarda GEZ\u0130\u2019ndi\u011fi i\u00e7in sporculara \u00e7apulcu denip haketti\u011fi halde milli tak\u0131mlara al\u0131nmazsa…
\nDopingli sporcular\u0131n\u0131n say\u0131s\u0131 dopingsizlerden fazla olursa…
\nSpor kafilelerinin en \u00f6n\u00fcnde elinde bayrak \u0131rk\u00e7\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fcrse…
\nFederasyonlar\u0131 siyaset\u00e7iler atarsa…
\nMilli tak\u0131m hocalar\u0131 i\u00e7in siyasiler devreye girerse…
\nDevletin ligini devlet yay\u0131nlay\u0131p, \u00f6zetleyip, milletvekili yorumlarsa…
\nSahte evrakdan uefa\u2019l\u0131k olup ceza yiyenlere \u00fclkenin futbolu emanet edilirse…
\nVe bunlar ad\u0131 spor olan tv\u2019lerde, Antalya\u2019da her devre aras\u0131 yap\u0131lan ye-i\u00e7-yat s\u0131tayl avanta lavanta seminerlerde, panellerde avanta lavanta oldu mu hi\u00e7 ka\u00e7\u0131rmayan davetliler taraf\u0131ndan hi\u00e7 konu\u015fulmazsa…
\nAntin kuntin konularda cak cak konu\u015fan top medyas\u0131 bu konularda yorumlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 toptan bile fazla yuvarlan\u0131rsa \u00fclke rezil olur.
\nBu bir.
\n* * *
\n1-2 istisnay\u0131 saymazsak…
\nNe uluslararas\u0131 bi bey\u2019imiz var…
\nNe bi gey\u2019imiz…
\nFena m\u0131 i\u015fte, C\u00fcneyt\u2019in sayesinde uluslararas\u0131 bi \u015fey\u2019imiz oldu.
\nBu iki.
\n* * *
\nSpor tv\u2019lerine…
\n\u00c7a\u011fr\u0131n beni de \u015fu konular\u0131 da C\u00fcneyt\u2019i tart\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n 10 da 1\u2019i kadar tart\u0131\u015fal\u0131m …
\nHem arkamdan s\u00f6ylediklerinizi y\u00fcz\u00fcme de s\u00f6ylersiniz.
\nNe dersiniz?
\nYer mi?
\nBu da 3.
\n* * *
\nNokta.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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