{"id":219805,"date":"2015-10-14T13:15:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T10:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/?p=219805"},"modified":"2015-10-14T13:15:00","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T10:15:00","slug":"siz-bizi-guldurmediniz-allah-da-sizi-guldurmesin-219805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/siz-bizi-guldurmediniz-allah-da-sizi-guldurmesin-219805\/","title":{"rendered":"“Siz bizi g\u00fcld\u00fcrmediniz Allah da sizi g\u00fcld\u00fcrmesin”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"G\u00fclse<\/p>\n

\u00dcnl\u00fc senarist ve H\u00fcrriyet gazetesi yazar\u0131 G\u00fclse Birsel, ‘Hayat\u0131 Durdurmuyorum’ ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131s\u0131yla g\u00fcndemde.<\/h1>\n

\u0130\u015fte G\u00fclse Birsel’in yaz\u0131s\u0131;<\/p>\n

BEN\u0130 bu gazeteye mizah ve siyasi hiciv yazay\u0131m diye ald\u0131lar.
\nYazarken zorlanmam. Bilgisayar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na oturup bir kahve i\u00e7meme bakar. Bug\u00fcne kadar (gazete yaz\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 saymazsak) 30 bin sayfadan fazla komedi yazd\u0131m.
\nSiz de nur olun, y\u0131llarca her sayfas\u0131nda g\u00fcld\u00fcn\u00fcz. “Sen bizi g\u00fcld\u00fcrd\u00fcn, Allah da seni g\u00fcld\u00fcrs\u00fcn” mesajlar\u0131 yollad\u0131n\u0131z.
\nAma, evet…
\nArt\u0131k \u00fclkede \u00fczerinde espri yapacak bir \u015fey bulmak zor. Bulsam, yazmaya utan\u0131yorum. Belki siz de kahkaha atmaya utanacaks\u0131n\u0131z.
\nNe\u015femizi, g\u00fcl\u00fcmsememizi \u00e7ald\u0131lar! Bu harikulade \u00fclkenin \u015fu son y\u0131llardaki berbat vaziyetinde t\u00fcm eme\u011fi ge\u00e7enler…
\nSiz bizi g\u00fcld\u00fcrmediniz, Allah da sizi g\u00fcld\u00fcrmesin!
\nD\u00fcn ak\u015fam camdan bakt\u0131m. Trafik polisleri alkol kontrol\u00fc yap\u0131yordu. Tuhaf geldi. \u0130nsanlar\u0131n \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p yeme\u011fe gitmesi, i\u00e7ki i\u00e7mesi. Polislerin alkol kontrol\u00fc yap\u0131p ceza kesmesi. “Her \u015fey normalmi\u015f gibi ne l\u00fcks problemlerle u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yorlar” diye tehlikeli bir c\u00fcmle ge\u00e7ti akl\u0131mdan.
\nSan\u0131r\u0131m ter\u00f6r\u00fcn istedi\u011fi de i\u015fte bu! “Ne trafi\u011fi, ne alkol kontrol\u00fc, ne e\u011fitimi, ne i\u015fi, ne g\u00fcc\u00fc ya?” diyelim. \u00dclke kilitlensin. Enerji d\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcn. Karamsar, tarafgir, kaybedecek az \u015feyi kalm\u0131\u015f, umutsuz, birbirine \u00f6fkeli insanlara d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015felim.
\nO bak\u0131mdan “Hayat\u0131 durdural\u0131m” i\u015finde ben yokum!
\nAc\u0131, \u00f6fke ve isyandan i\u00e7imiz \u015fi\u015fiyor, evet. Siyaset, duygular\u0131m\u0131za terc\u00fcman olmuyor, g\u00fcven vermiyor. S\u00f6ylemleri ya beylik c\u00fcmleler ya provokatif hedef g\u00f6stermeler. Ter\u00f6r \u00f6rg\u00fctleri cirit at\u0131yor. Siz de “Hayat\u0131 durdural\u0131m” diye tepki vermek istiyorsunuz.
\nAma ba\u011fc\u0131 d\u00f6vmektense \u00fcz\u00fcm yiyelim. Hayat\u0131 de\u011fil, \u00f6fkemizi durdural\u0131m!
\nBirbirimizi parmakla g\u00f6sterip ba\u011f\u0131rmayaca\u011f\u0131z. \u0130\u015fimizi \u00e7ok iyi yapaca\u011f\u0131z. O trafik polisi hayat\u0131n\u0131n en iyi alkol kontrol\u00fcn\u00fc yapacak, ben mizah\u0131n kral\u0131n\u0131 yazaca\u011f\u0131m.
\nSiyasete, sivil toplum \u00f6rg\u00fctlerine girece\u011fiz. Konu\u015faca\u011f\u0131z, yazaca\u011f\u0131z. En \u00f6nemlisi, gidip oy verece\u011fiz!
\nSon y\u0131llarda \u00fclkeye kara bir sis gibi \u00e7\u00f6ken Ortado\u011fu al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00fcp\u00fcrmek, buray\u0131 bir havaland\u0131rmak laz\u0131m. Kanunsuzluk, adaletsizlik, entrika, sald\u0131rganl\u0131k, yalan, dolan, cahillik, h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k, adam kay\u0131rma, tembellik, taassup, bunlar\u0131n tedav\u00fclden kalkmas\u0131 laz\u0131m!
\nBize bir milli seferberlik laz\u0131m.
\nSiyasete benzemeyelim, onlar bize benzesin.
\nHayat\u0131 durdurmayal\u0131m. Tam tersi, iyi bir hayat\u0131 ba\u015flatal\u0131m! Hemen bug\u00fcn!<\/p>\n

Yaz\u0131n\u0131n devam\u0131 i\u00e7in t\u0131klay\u0131n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00dcnl\u00fc senarist ve H\u00fcrriyet gazetesi yazar\u0131 G\u00fclse Birsel, ‘Hayat\u0131 Durdurmuyorum’ ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131s\u0131yla g\u00fcndemde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":219806,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6155,5005,6667,6202,6805],"tags":[8105,157395,167432],"class_list":["post-219805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundem","category-manset","category-medya","category-politika","category-turkiye","tag-gulse-birsel","tag-gulse-birsel-yazi","tag-gulse-birsel-yazilari"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219805\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/219806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}