{"id":6087,"date":"2009-10-07T15:38:54","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T12:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/?p=6087"},"modified":"2009-10-28T15:30:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T12:30:45","slug":"salih-tuna-ahmet-hakana-cevap-verdi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/salih-tuna-ahmet-hakana-cevap-verdi\/","title":{"rendered":"Salih Tuna, Ahmet Hakan’a cevap verdi"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Ahmet“Muhterem Ahmet Arsan’\u0131n, ‘E\u011fer Do\u011fan Grubu batarsa, m\u00fctemadiyen H\u00fcrriyet yazarlar\u0131na \u00e7akan Salih Tuna ne yazacak?..’ mealindeki sorusuna na\u00e7izane cevab\u0131md\u0131r. Demem o ki; Ahmet Hakan karde\u015fimin sevimli m\u00fcstear\u0131 m\u00fcsterih olsun; Do\u011fan Grubu yazarlar\u0131n\u0131 yazmazsak, \u201cdeney fareleri\u201dni yazar\u0131z.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

SAL\u0130H TUNA \/ YEN\u0130 \u015eAFAK<\/p>\n

Ahmet Hakan’a ithaf\u0131md\u0131r<\/p>\n

\u015eayet reenkarnasyon bat\u0131l inan\u00e7 olmasayd\u0131, farelere musallat olan bilim insanlar\u0131n\u0131 \u201cdeney faresi\u201d \u015feklinde yaratmas\u0131n\u0131 Cenab\u0131 Allah’tan niyaz ederdim.<\/p>\n

Ah o zaman ben bir bilim adam\u0131 olacakt\u0131m ki; \u00f6nceki hayatlar\u0131nda farelere yapt\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131n hesab\u0131n\u0131 bir bir soracakt\u0131m!<\/p>\n

\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc\u2026<\/p>\n

Cehenneme direk olas\u0131 bu \u201cbilim insanlar\u0131\u201d zavall\u0131 farecikleri \u00f6yle hallere sokmu\u015flard\u0131r ki; i\u00e7lerinde hap\u00e7\u0131s\u0131, eroinman\u0131, kalp hastas\u0131, obezi, veremi, kanseri, manya\u011f\u0131, psikopat\u0131, homoseks\u00fceli, velhas\u0131l, ne ararsan\u0131z vard\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Pardon, duyamad\u0131m \u015einasi? \u201cFareler homoseks\u00fcel olmaz m\u0131\u2026\u201d dedin?<\/p>\n

Olur, niye olmas\u0131n, da, hassaten bunu merak etmen biraz enteresan.<\/p>\n

Lakin mademki sordun izah etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fay\u0131m.<\/p>\n

Diyelim ki, ak\u015fam e\u015fiyle kavga etmi\u015f bir bilim adam\u0131n\u0131n \u201cBu kad\u0131nlar niye b\u00f6yle?..\u201d sorusu zihninde canlanm\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n

Ne yapacak?<\/p>\n

Sorusuna cevap arayacak tabii.<\/p>\n

Peki nerde?<\/p>\n

Laboratuarda elbette. Zira ampirik bilgiye ula\u015fman\u0131n yolu bu!<\/p>\n

Unutma: Soruyu bilim adamlar\u0131 sorar, kabak (genellikle) farelerin ba\u015f\u0131na patlar; kaide budur.<\/p>\n

Hay\u0131r \u015einasi \u201colay\u201d zannetti\u011fin gibi de\u011fil; farenin genleriyle filan oynan\u0131yor hepsi bu, heyecanlanma! ( Hadi \u015fimdi git yat \u015einasi; normal okurlar\u0131 daha fazla bekletemem. )<\/p>\n

S\u0131k\u0131 durun: Farelere yap\u0131lan fenal\u0131klar aras\u0131nda en m\u00fcstekreh olan\u0131na geldi s\u0131ra.<\/p>\n

Ge\u00e7enlerde NASA’da yer\u00e7ekimsiz sim\u00fclat\u00f6rle yap\u0131lan deneyde, farelerin havada as\u0131l\u0131 durmalar\u0131 sa\u011flanm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Hani, \u201cFareler yer\u00e7ekimine meydan okudu\u2026\u201d man\u015fetleriyle medyada yer alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n

\u015eu hale bak\u0131n:<\/p>\n

Havada as\u0131l\u0131 kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in zavall\u0131 farecik kafay\u0131 yemi\u015f, bizim akl\u0131evvel medyam\u0131z \u201cmeydan okumaktan\u201d bahsediyor!<\/p>\n

Ne meydan okumas\u0131 lan!<\/p>\n

\u0130lk denemede oryantasyonunu yitiren fare, havada d\u00f6nme dolap olmu\u015f da, sakinle\u015ftirici verilerek ancak ikinci deneme yap\u0131labilmi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Hey kurban oldu\u011fum Allah, medyadaki bu arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131za ne kadar ak\u0131l verdiyse, mahut bilim adamlar\u0131na da o kadar insaf vermi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Zavall\u0131 fareci\u011fe \u201cAllah \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcr d\u00fcnyadan al\u0131r, sen beni \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcn hayatta b\u0131rakt\u0131n\u2026\u201d \u00e7aresizli\u011fi ya\u015fatmak nas\u0131l bir gavurluktur yahu?<\/p>\n

Hay\u0131r yani, \u201cyer\u00e7ekimsiz ortam deneyi\u201d i\u00e7in fareye ne gerek var? Herhangi bir cisim i\u015flerini g\u00f6rmez mi?<\/p>\n

G\u00f6r\u00fcr elbet, g\u00f6r\u00fcr de, keyfini \u00e7\u0131karamazlar ki!<\/p>\n

Nas\u0131l ki, elektrik verdiklerinde, mikrop zerk ettiklerinde, labirentlere soktuklar\u0131nda farelerin ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7aresizli\u011fin keyfini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yorlar aynen \u00f6yle!<\/p>\n

Farelere yapmad\u0131klar\u0131 eziyet kalmad\u0131!<\/p>\n

Bilim d\u00fcnyas\u0131nda, \u00f6nce \u201cila\u00e7\u201d \u00fcretip, sonra da bu \u201cilaca\u201d uygun hastal\u0131k bulmak gibi hi\u00e7 umulmad\u0131k \u201cgeli\u015fmeler\u201d ya\u015fand\u0131\u011f\u0131nda da, yine \u201cdeney farelerine\u201d i\u015fba\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131r\u0131rlar.<\/p>\n

Bunca eziyete ra\u011fmen sadra \u015fifa bir \u015fey bulduklar\u0131 da yok!<\/p>\n

Mesela, bir \u00e7are bulsalar ya \u015fu sigaraya; hem i\u00e7elim, hem de sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131za zarar vermesin.<\/p>\n

Olmaz de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n

Zavall\u0131 farecikleri havada tutmaya gelince oluyor ama!<\/p>\n

\u0130mdi, diyeceksiniz ki, bu yaz\u0131n\u0131n Ahmet Hakan’la alakas\u0131 ne?<\/p>\n

\u015eudur:<\/p>\n

Muhterem Ahmet Arsan’\u0131n, \u201cE\u011fer Do\u011fan Grubu batarsa, m\u00fctemadiyen H\u00fcrriyet yazarlar\u0131na \u00e7akan Salih Tuna ne yazacak?..\u201d mealindeki sorusuna na\u00e7izane cevab\u0131md\u0131r. ( Pazartesi g\u00fcnk\u00fc yaz\u0131m\u0131 Ba\u015fbakan\u0131n kongre konu\u015fmas\u0131na ay\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in haliyle bug\u00fcne kald\u0131. )<\/p>\n

Demem o ki; Ahmet Hakan karde\u015fimin sevimli m\u00fcstear\u0131 m\u00fcsterih olsun; Do\u011fan Grubu yazarlar\u0131n\u0131 yazmazsak, \u201cdeney fareleri\u201dni yazar\u0131z.<\/p>\n

Mahut bilim adamlar\u0131n\u0131n manyakl\u0131klar\u0131 bitmeyece\u011fi i\u00e7in bir hayli m\u00fcnbit olan \u201cdeney fareleri\u201d mevzuu t\u00fckense de, Allah’a \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr mahl\u00fbkat \u00e7ok.<\/p>\n

Ha, derseniz ki, \u201cAhmet Hakan m\u0131, deney faresi mi daha \u00e7ok rating getirir?..\u201d, oras\u0131n\u0131 bilemem.<\/p>\n

Zira elimizde veri yok.<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u201cAhmet Hakan\u201d koyup \u201cdeney faresi\u201dni anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bu yaz\u0131n\u0131n, ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u201cDeney faresi\u201d at\u0131p Ahmet Hakan’\u0131 anlataca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z yaz\u0131dan fark\u0131n\u0131 \u201c\u00f6l\u00e7ebilirsek\u201d bir veri elde edebiliriz belki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Muhterem Ahmet Arsan’\u0131n, ‘E\u011fer Do\u011fan Grubu batarsa, m\u00fctemadiyen H\u00fcrriyet yazarlar\u0131na \u00e7akan Salih Tuna ne yazacak?..’ mealindeki sorusuna na\u00e7izane cevab\u0131md\u0131r. Demem o ki; Ahmet Hakan karde\u015fimin sevimli m\u00fcstear\u0131 m\u00fcsterih olsun; Do\u011fan Grubu yazarlar\u0131n\u0131 yazmazsak, \u201cdeney fareleri\u201dni yazar\u0131z.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":194003,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6667],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-medya"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/194003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalturk.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}